Image: mysecuritysign.com
“The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.” Jimmy Breslin
To No Avail As a rule I'm not a literal person, but the sign in the shop caught me in a vulnerable moment and, I thought, I might put it to the test, so I procured a crowbar, hired a truck and a crane, all to no avail, neither sweat not gumption did the trick, nothing would budge, and I wondered, who would want to lift a shop? Copyright 2023 ©️Paul Vincent Cannon All Rights Reserved ®️
parallax 
Cute. 🙂 Made me smile
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Thank you – so glad it had that affect 🙂
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Oh, dear . . .
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A cautionary tale 😉
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😀
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Oh no you didn’t😂
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😉 beware of trusting signs 🙂
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No, no, no ~ you went about it all wrong! You get several friends, sit AROUND the shop, and go into meditation… 🤣
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Darn, I should know that, duh!! 😉
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You DO know that… It’s only a matter of KNOWING that you know it… 😆
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And then I f I know i know it, the mountain can fly …..
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Yeah, and just take the dang little shop with it! 😂
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Yes, I never wanted it anyway 😉
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🙂
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😉
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Smile worthy post.
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Many thanks Patricia – glad it had that affect.
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😅🤪😂😂😂
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Many thanks Ruth 🙂
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I love the humour
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